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It’s quite sad to say I only know like 2 people who actually give me any kind of respect as a human being.


so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

(via criddagucci)


Pizza Princess 

Sorry I haven’t posted in a while xo

If you’re ever feeling completely powerless just remember a single one of your pubic hairs can shut down an entire restaurant.


we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

(via katiebawls)


me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

AAAAnnnnd From the back

Some guy told me to stop singing wrecking ball on Xbox so I sent him the chorus from YouTube in a voice message.